what do famous/infamous people have to say about Christmas
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
-Joan Rivers
You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
-Robert Paul
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
-Bernard Manning
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
-Shirley Temple
Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’
-Robert Paul
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
- Phyllis Diller
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
-Jay Leno
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
-Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
-Johnny Carson
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
-Larry Wilde
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
-Oren Arnold
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you’re home.
-Carol Nelson
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
-Roy L. Smith
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
-Richard Lamm