what do famous/infamous people have to say about Christmas
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
-Joan Rivers
You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
-Robert Paul
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
-Bernard Manning
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
-Shirley Temple
Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’
-Robert Paul
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
- Phyllis Diller
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
-Jay Leno
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
-Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
-Johnny Carson
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
-Larry Wilde
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
-Oren Arnold
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you’re home.
-Carol Nelson
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
-Roy L. Smith
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
-Richard Lamm
allo ate chehchay, bonjour bonjour! i like the fruit cake banter ni johnny carson hehehe…mukang totoo nga yata.
musta ka na miss sexybuntis?
Comment by atinna daburuka — December 15, 2005 @ 3:47 pm
wag mo ako padalhan ng fruit cake ha.
ganta nito cheh maka tawa ta ba tigulang na gyud ta day
Comment by sha — December 16, 2005 @ 12:23 am
salamat sa dalaw! nakakatawa naman entry pero pinakamalupet yung toy not included…. bwuhahaha .. malamang pag yun ang binigay ko sa mga pamangkin ko. ibato sa akin yun battery… wuhahaha
Comment by airwind — December 16, 2005 @ 5:15 am
Malipayong Pasko!
(bat ako di nasali dito hehehe)
Comment by AYEZA — December 16, 2005 @ 9:22 am
day cheh…testing ko ha basin i-block na pod ko aning imong cb.
Comment by Beng — December 16, 2005 @ 10:02 am
ating,
aliw din ako jan kay john carson! muaahs muuuhs to ya mamasang for asking,mama bubute este buntit is doing okies
eh ikaw jan gwapa mustamos naman?
Comment by cheH — December 17, 2005 @ 2:06 pm
inday sha,
deli ko pa ang ang day, biko na lang dyud akong ipadala nimo,hehe
Comment by cheH — December 17, 2005 @ 2:10 pm
airwind,
kows ala yun! na aliw din ako sa mga posts mo eh:)
Comment by cheH — December 17, 2005 @ 2:12 pm
ayeza,
same to you day! besos
basig mo apas ko ug post for x-mas, na bizi pa lang ko these days
Comment by cheH — December 17, 2005 @ 2:14 pm
day benggay,
sensya na ka aning akong cb,may pagka yabag intawon naliwat sa tag iya ba
day, pede na nako i link ang WP?
mag email ko nimo gwapa kung makalugar ko ugma….
Comment by cheH — December 17, 2005 @ 2:18 pm
day cheH pls ayaw pag lihi sa biko I dont want taas ilong calling here asking for step by step unsaan nya pag luto ha.
dia nag adobo manok ko…
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
-Roy L. Smith
diay feeling pasko ko nag xmas music nag decor …
Comment by sha — December 17, 2005 @ 4:42 pm
nakalusot ra gyud ko day…akong gilipat kadali
bitaw you may link WP na. We are now officially online bisan ug wala pa nako ni gi angekündigt mit blassmusik und trompete (hehehe). kumusta na day buntis…i hope okay lang imong paglihi.
have a nice weekend and you take care.
beso beso
Comment by Beng — December 17, 2005 @ 8:30 pm
sha,
bi i fedex nang adobo nimo pang midnite snack nako
beng,
abi nako mag hire ta ug banda ba sa grand launching,hehe
mga inday,hing abot na ba si mamang kartero,ka send ra nako ug mail
happy weekend to you both besosossssssss
Comment by cheH — December 17, 2005 @ 9:26 pm