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Read the amazing story of the reconstruction of this beautiful church here!

me(pointing the flower pic): what is that?
seb: waawoo
me: that’s right! you’re a clever boy! It’s a flower!
seb:waawoo
me: right! flower!
me:what is that again?
seb:waawoo
me: say, flaaa-weer…..flower!
seb:waawoo
his german papa: sagt blumen!das ist einfacher!(say flower! it’s easier!)
me: oh yeah yeah! easy indeed silly!
his german papa: lol

you see,learning is complicated especially when you are dealing with a silly husband:)

You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
-Robert Paul

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
-Bernard Manning

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
-Shirley Temple

Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’
-Robert Paul

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
- Phyllis Diller

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
-Jay Leno

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
-Johnny Carson

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
-Johnny Carson

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
-Larry Wilde

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
-Oren Arnold

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you’re home.
-Carol Nelson

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
-Roy L. Smith

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
-Richard Lamm

I probably would want my Christmas with all these presents around if I had been born only ten years ago.At this age,I would have no choice about how my Christmas would be spent.My parents would be the one running the whole event.But I’m no longer twelve you see, Ok ok! I’ll might reveal my age later,hehe

So is it Christmas have come to mean to me less? or probably more? than just gifts?.. Above all, being a parent myself now I decide as to how my Christmas would/should be celebrated. This year, has been particularly unpleasant year for me (well, emotionally) So I decided to lift the burden off my shoulder by giving myself a Christmas present…So what present? you know,I’m almost tempted to say it right here ,right now but nah!! I’d rather keep it to myself (at least) for now:)

Who would have thought in that?

On Sept. 30, New York University’s Deutsches Haus was showing a new film series called “A German Sense of Humor?!” Appropriately enough, the organizers used both a question mark and the exclamation point to express their shock and disbelief that there could ever be such a thing as a German sense of humor.
It’s easy to understand the skepticism of the NYU film junkies. Germans are, after all, not exactly known as a nation of jokesters. Sure, they wear lederhosen, eat sausages and speak German, the yapping sounds of which are funny enough to begin with, but have you ever met anybody who’s in love with the German sense of humor?

Germans seem to think differently. According to a shocking survey by the German magazine Brigitte, 55 percent of German men between the age of 14 and 60 said that a good sense of humor is more important than good sex. 72 percent of German men believe that a woman’s sense of humor is as important as her looks.

Before we rush to judgment and proclaim that the Germans are the new Irish — cracking hilarious jokes in the face of adversity while celebrating life with passion and spontaneity — we should put things into perspective.

Another recent survey showed that only 15 percent of Germans said that the best sex to be had was “made in Germany.” The overwhelming majority of Germans looked wistfully towards Italy for erotic inspiration (and probably thanked the EU for open borders).

The same study showed that Germans were considerably less needy in the sack than other Europeans. While 25 percent of Greeks boasted they needed sex at least five times a week, 65 percent of Germans were satisfied with getting wild twice a week — or less.

So if German men say that a sense of humor is more important than sex, what does that really mean? That they finds enough time in their busy schedules to laugh three times a week? Or that a few German jokes a week are enough to satisfy their appetites, since they daydream anyway about luscious Cicciolinas in the land of pizza, mozzarella, pasta and stracciatella? Or that they expect so little from sex that they want to be able, at least, to laugh about it?

One thing we’ve all learned from the recent German elections, however, is that we shouldn’t trust polls. It is unlikely that the Germans will trade their traditional philosophical brooding for jolly carelessness any time soon, but we can’t really be too sure.

After all, at least one political organization — the German anarchist party — is already working hard on spicing up German sex life. Or as DW-WORLD reader Emma Storr from London put it: “Some anarchy is needed to liberate Germans from the shackle of benefits and improve their sex life.”

With a little luck and a lot more discipline, the anarchists may transform Germany into a blossoming landscape of erotic hilarity.

Source: Deutsche Welle

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